Monday, February 27, 2012

Turtles, Turtles Everywhere

Turtles, Turtles Everywhere
by Ellen Resnick
   



I’m not an obsessive neatnik, but I like things orderly:  I pay bills the day I receive them, throw away unread magazine articles after a few weeks, and keep my desk relatively clear.  Similarly, I like space in my home, eschew clutter, and steer clear of tchotchkes.

That was before a fateful trip to Hawaii when I decided to collect turtles.  It was on a narrow, winding street in Maui that I laid eyes on the first piece of my now massive turtle collection.  On that back road, my husband and I watched in wonder as a local artisan made quick, precise cuts in a wooden figure to create the boxed design of a turtle’s shell.  As we admired the foot-long turtle in the making, I asked the craftsman, “Why are there so many turtles in the stores of Hawaii?”  I knew that large sea turtles inhabited the waters around the Hawaiian Islands (in fact, we had seen some the day before), but I had the sense that there was more to the story.  The dark-skinned, middle-aged man sitting on the stool hunched over his wooden creation looked up for a moment to respond.  “Turtles mean long life and health,” he said simply.  It made sense that turtles symbolize longevity; they certainly look like they’ve been around since prehistoric time. 

That’s when the light bulb went on and I turned to my husband to announce, “I’m going to collect turtles.” Over the years, I had admired my cousin’s collection of miniature clocks, the assortment of cows in my friend’s kitchen, and the myriad of nutcrackers that magically appear in my neighbor’s home before Christmas.  Somehow, their collections made them more interesting people in a quirky kind of way.  The collected items also spurred lots of curious inquiries:   Why did you choose (item) to collect?  When did you start collecting?  Where did you find that one?  How many do you have?  I’d often thought that it would be fun to collect something, but I had never been drawn to a particular animal or object.  That was before my Hawaiian epiphany: How could I not begin a turtle collection when I had found an item that possessed such good karma?

Since that auspicious trip ten years ago, my once uncluttered home has been overtaken by turtles of every size, shape, material, and color.  I’ve got turtles made out of crystal, stone, wood, glass, ceramic, seashells, metal, leather and fabric.   I have turtles of all sizes ranging from a one inch wooden one with a bobble head to a three foot long wall sculpture that hangs prominently in my home office.  And don’t think all my turtles are green:  I have two blue Murano glass turtles from Venice, a turquoise and orange one from Israel, and a bejeweled purple turtle from Vermont.

The fun is in the hunt, the search for that unique turtle that I haven’t yet discovered.  My joy of collecting surges every time I walk into a gift shop or meander around a craft fair.  I’m especially revved up on vacations, when I search for that exotic turtle, hand-crafted in local materials by a native artisan.  My eyes are trained to quickly scan displayed items for that familiar oval shape with head, legs, and tail peeking out from underneath.  When I spot one, I usually exclaim in glee to my shopping partner, “Oh, look at that turtle!” or “I found a turtle!”  Then, I settle down and closely examine the piece to determine if it is worthy of purchasing.

When I began my collection, I bought every turtle under twenty dollars.  I needed to accumulate them quickly so I would have enough to qualify as a collection.  Plus, I didn’t yet know that there were so many exceptional turtles out there to discover.  So the first ten turtles I bought were kitschy, machine-made figurines that later disappeared into a box stored in the basement. As my collection grew and my turtles marched across the kitchen counter, I became much more discerning.  I no longer bought just any turtle, but only those that were unique -- made in a material or of a design I hadn’t yet acquired.  And my interest turned to those that were hand-crafted rather than churned out by some factory.

Years later, my turtle collecting became even more selective, and I limited my purchases to non-figurines or what I coined, “turtles with a purpose.”  This phase two collection includes a turtle lamp, footstool, picture frame, cheese board and salt and pepper shakers.  I also started consolidating my earlier collection by gifting some of my turtles as good luck charms, and displaying only my favorites.

Recently, I started buying turtle-themed children’s books, stuffed animals and pull toys for my unborn, not yet conceived grandchildren (only one of my three children is married).  I realize that my obsession with turtle collectibles might be getting out of hand.  However, now that my own collection is coming to a satisfying end, I have a desire to pass on the joy of the hunt and my turtle legacy to the next generation.  Years ago, when the artisan in Hawaii explained the turtle’s symbolism of longevity, maybe he was also referring to what I hope will become a long-living collectible in my family for generations.

 
 



Wednesday, February 15, 2012


N.J. Should Step Up Enforcement of Left-Lane Offenders
(Op-Ed posted on NJ.COM on 2/15/12)

by Ellen Resnick   

       
An otherwise calm and rational person, my husband transforms into a frustrated and angry man on the highway.  He has a reasonable grievance against slow drivers in the left lane, but his passing maneuvers turn our car into a perilous Tilt-a-Whirl, first swerving us to the right, then to the left, and a few miles later when he approaches the next cluster of cars, a repeat of the stomach-churning motion.  When his weaving becomes unbearable, I recline my seat, close my eyes, and take deep yogic breaths.  I don’t bother verbalizing my fears because I know from experience that neither yelling nor pleading nor even cajoling will elicit a change in my husband’s highway behavior.  So I recline instead.

While I share my husband’s frustration when I’m in the driver’s seat, I’m a bit more tolerant.  So, I am writing this as a concerned passenger, rather than a road rage warrior.  I represent not only the aggravated drivers like my husband, but also the vulnerable passengers who fear for their safety because not enough is being done to educate and discipline the inconsiderate drivers in the left lane.  They endanger other motorists and their passengers, congest our highways, waste gas, and not too trivial to mention, contribute to marital strife!

  There’s a NJ law (N.J.S.A. 39:4-82) that requires motorists to keep right, except when passing; it’s on page 61 of the NJ Driver’s Manual.  Motorists who violate this law are required to pay a fine of $100.  Personally, I’ve never seen a patrol officer pull over a left lane driver--have you? Obviously, this law is not being enforced.

Senator Donald Norcross (D-Camden/Gloucester) introduced legislation last summer to increase the maximum penalty for violation of the “keep right” law from $100 to $300.  He proposed that a portion of the fine be allocated to a fund that would be used to create and maintain new signs that remind people to keep right when driving in New Jersey.   Makes sense, but an increase in the penalty would be meaningless unless it’s combined with a high-publicity law enforcement effort similar to the successful “Click It or Ticket” campaign in 2010.  That effort included zero-tolerance enforcement of safety belt laws, paid advertising and the support of government agencies, local coalitions and school officials.   This powerful combination increased New Jersey's seat belt usage rate to an all-time high of 93.7%.

Why do slow drivers continually plant themselves in the left lane, the one meant to be occupied by faster, passing drivers?  Are they oblivious, arrogant or just plain inconsiderate?  Regardless of the reason, the left lane culprits would surely practice lane courtesy more regularly if they were reminded of the law in mass communications and saw New Jersey police officers handing out $300 fines for offenders.

I hope something is done soon to promote and enforce lane courtesy before my husband spends our life savings to develop his dream invention, The Auto Flicker.  This is how it works:  At the push of a button, a forklift contraption emerges from the front of your car, slides under the slow-poke in front of you, and gently flicks the car over to the right lane.  I’m not wild about this option, but at least I wouldn’t have to fear for my safety.  Or recline my seat and shut my eyes.